2.14.2013

Valentine's Day is Upon us


And I should probably write about how it’s silly to spend one day showering a loved one with attention if you don’t do it the other 364 days. Or perhaps I should write about the importance of love and chocolate in our daily lives. Or be all activist about it and write about how it’s a stupid made up corporate invention, aimed at making you buy shit you don’t need because they told you to.
The thing is, you already heard all that bull crap. Not only did you hear it all, you heard it all a thousand times. And the other thing is – who gives a toss?
If you like someone who likes chocolate –get them chocolate, if you can get them chocolate every day and don’t mind needing a crane to get them into a building – even better.
If you like someone who has a sense of humour, get them some Nothing.
If you don’t like anyone at all – well, good for you.